meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny

Let’s Play Fuck, Marry, Cuddle, Kiss (give me four names/urls)

pughs:

what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.